We were given the pleasure to stay in great company at "Chez Finch"...as always, never a dull moment! As the guys set out to help us unload the car Jamie yelled behind them... "Sorry if it smells like wet cheese in there!".... the look on Nick's face was priceless as he stopped dead in his tracks... and my instant response was "can't be that bad...we just had a spa day!"...
After some uncontrollable laughter Jamie explained that the wet cheese she was referring to was the cheese we had left in the ice chest and disposed of days ago (our gift to Vegas)...and the spa day meant we finally had a shower...So now that we're all on the same page...LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
I had traveled half way across the country with a massive bag of odd, interesting, OR delicious candy...depending on which piece you choose....a handpicked variety that Nick (my boyfriend Nick...not Nick Finch)...had personally selected and purchased at a candy superstore in Arizona...amongst the variety in this sac o' goods was monster goo, sour gum-balls, poprocks, tongue painters, flavored larvettes, and jelly belly's....but not just any jelly belly's ....these were the jelly's that dreams and nightmares are made of...every pack has identical looking beans that have two very different flavors...how about a black jelly bean? Licorice, right? Right...except the one that is not Licorice is Skunk Spray!...So this was our entertaining party game of the evening...Jelly Bean Roulette!
We started off by sampling the "larvettes" aka worm snacks! We all agreed that the spicy variety was not bad, some of us even went in for seconds! After that warm up we began our game of Jelly Bean Roulette...Round one was Epic! I grabbed green...either juicy Pear or Booger... unfortunately I got the latter of the two! Jamie was enjoying Strawberry Jam (instead of Centipede)...Nick got Toothpaste instead of Berry Blue...but poor Chisso...poor poor Chirsso...his reaction to Barf (instead of Peach) was perfect...and I quote...
"Oh, I just got f****ed in the mouth.....I did not ask for this....I never want to be f***ed in the mouth mouth ever ever again." - Chrisso
Well...round two lead to Nick sampling Barf...and he actually "barfed" immediately after...no joke! If that wasn't enough, I was tricked into eating Fish instead of Cotton Candy...needless to say the odds were not in our favor and we decided to leave the remainder of the jelly beans in a bowl on the table for future house guests!...So to those of you who sample the candy bowl when visiting a friend...you've been warned!...I don't think you're ready for this Jelly!Time for some shut eye! We have an early morning date with the lovely Sharon Osbourne... Cherry O!
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| Victim of the tongue painting gum! |
